Blog Mara Nahi, Blog Marate Nahi

He : So it is dead?
Me : wat is dead?
He : Your Blog…
Me : You know about it? Never saw your comment there?
He : Its not worth it.
Me : But worth reading? huh?
He : Ye sometimes when I feel god is too kind I read your blog for reality check..heheheh..and you never disappoint!!
Me : woo…thx for compliment…”£$%^&
He : So is it dead..confirm it please…
Me : How do you know its dead..you keep checking the blog…hmmmmmm
He : Cant ignore..the way you shamelessly promote your blog on facebook, orkut and twitter..its diff to ignore
Me : ok..but its not dead…mere dost blog mara nahi, blog marte nahi ..
He : wat was that? “£$%^&..ur hopeless….

So that’s the reason My dear friend I am writing this post. For readers from kazakistan and bhutan,Namaste. Above title is inspired bya  famous hindi movie. For indian readers I know what you are thinking how lame someone can get by putting title inspired by some hindi movie dialogue. But what do you expect from a guy whose appraisal is due since March. I have no GF. And with a thought process slower than ashutosh gowarikar movies, what else do you expect from me? To write something about sarah palin or about lungi industry in kerala or about bikini collection of mallika ?

I saw few of my last post and thought that Its been a while I have put up some rant or random things on this blog. So this is the day to put things just bizzar random updates about me , to make it a truly personal blog and give some peek-a-boo to my fans all over the Africa and middle east.

What should I put? I already told you my appraisal isn’t happening. I don’t rant about specific things in my office as some of the office people actually read this blog. And trust me guys because of them you are missing lots of masala on this blog. But such it goes.

Well on totally coherent topic would like to tell you that my hair are turning grey at the rate higher than rate at which bacteria reproduce. And no amount of mehndi is helping, I guess. And did I tell you all that , they are falling off my shoulder faster than TRP ratings of shekhar suman. At this rate I should look like anupam kher in coming 15 days. And that’s sound scary, trust me!! Any remedy?

OK and to maintain the flow of this post let me thank this guy gaurav. May be its his age or its insanity of this blog that made him post this comment on my last post

Roflol, Yea I’ve read all your posts , they all deserve to be applauded. Loved your orkut post imho its very good and made me laugh very much. Aaj se i’m one of your loyal fans

So thank you sir. I never had any one saying that ever on this blog. So IMHO you are very kind. Should I send the check by courier or indian postal service? Thanks for that; It made my day… :)

Update : So appraisal is IN. Not bad , I say. But Don worry It wont make this blog look any less stupid in future.

Till then cya :D

p.s : Any guesses that dialogue is from which movie?

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Bahut orkut lagi hai yaar…

if you are wondering why there is no quote ..then find me one on social networking n will put it here…pura google search kar liya maine ek bhi dhang ka nahi hai….:(

waise other day i got a ping….yes again…but this time on yahoo msg…

dipu : you are on orkut??
me: orkut??..ye konsa planet hai??(today this word sounds so common but 3 years back it sounded like some planet next to pluto )
dipu : social networking site hai….
me : social networking ???….i do that on yahoo’s “18+ chat group”…why you need a site?
dipu : abe “%*&”%..join it…. you are missing something in life…

was i missing something??…with my PSPO fan at 1000RPM…rotating that humid summer air to cool breeze….half eaten pizza with paneer toppings lying half in my plate n half on my shirt…empty cold coffee can (ye i like my pizza with cold coffee…any problem?)……and with “Dhoom pichak dhoom ” at full volume…it didn’t seem like i was missing something…..may be a GF I thought ….can I find someone there??…will any decent gal be interested in a guy..who wear same jeans everyday …doesn’t like to shave for months and doesn’t now how people tie there shoe-laces so easily n why indians eat with knife n fork? (please note these characteristic I had 3 years ago n now I am more civilised… at least more civilised then rakhi sawant and salman khan)…mmm…maybe..gals are dumb too..even they don’t no why cheer girls are must in every IPL match ….so shayad koi mil jaye you never no….

And I joined thing called orkut with the same enthu and ambition as shakti kapoor has wen he approaches a gaoan ki gauri….it took me around 5 days to understand that we shold reply in others scrapbook n not in our own ….(add to list that m slow learner too)….though with hit ratio of zero of finding a gal online…I am in like with this site…its FUN!!

With social capabilities same as aditya chopra(people at least no his name)..i thoght it would be wonderful to
socialize virtually…u don’t have to be face to face..just leave a scrap..so u can be updated about what the persons is up to….and if your even more lazier than our ex-home minister shivraj patil…. just check the updates of your friends…and you will know..who is missing bombay and who is having fun in PUB’s of LA….whose recently got hitched and who broke off…people update everything….from there marital status to the weird stuff they write on there blog…:P

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¬btw i tried to join salsa classes in my office but there are limited seats so couldn’t get through…. that salsa teacher must have done some really charity in her past life that I couldn’t be her student.I say that because last time wen I danced..iIwas 18 year old and it was my cousins sangeet and my aunt from timbaktu forced me to dance along with them on stage…n with “kala chasma” on the disc i coudn’t stop my self and started with little jig I know…my aunt thought i was on drugs when she saw my waist ,hip and neck moving asynchronously just like mumbai local trains ..she was horrified….wo din hai or aaj ka din she skips every sangeet where we both are invited…I am so sorry auntyji..but i don’t dance anymore…..I hope she will come to my sangeet at least!!!!

¬one more update one of my friend actually got inspired by my blog (can u believe that)…m sure he was drunk when he read my blog…anyways in 2 years of my stint as software engineer i learnt that never miss a chance to take the credit..so now u cant deny that SATU..I was the inspiration..or you thought this poor world needs better blogs after reading mine…watever…..bhool na jana..IT WAS ME!!!

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Though my relationship with my luck is as bad as salman’s friendhip with vivek oberoi…. people do have luck on their side…I know one of my friend’s friend who is also marwari bumped into a gal on orkut and guess what? they agreed for biggest (unavoidable) tragedy in mankind ..they got hitched….waise de had nice “gharwale-nahi-manege-chalo-bhag-chale” syndrome running high..and had to go for secret marriage it all settled well.You see u can find a life partner too..so if u look like uday chopra (minus rich dad yash chopra) ,your accent is more pathetic then shohaib akhatar and you dance like sunny deol do join this site called ORKUT…u never no u might find a gal who ignore all this and just give in for the little golden heart u have… :)

i was munching on my orkut and was half way through ki…TAMBI came…..

” Sir..how was orkut.”
“delicious”
“Sir we have even better dish for you on our menu… try it”
“But I am full…orkut is enough for me”
“No sir u must try it…. half of the world likes it..its even better than orkut…if you don’t try this you will be missing something in your life..its called facebook”
ohh no not again……:(
“Anyways..get me facebook in dessert wen I am finish with this delicious orkut… :P”

..till den… :)

Bus aiwee hi


“who cares?”
-allcrap

Disclaimer : All the gals,guys n bobby darling’s If you are expecting some philosophical,biological,logical or funny shit n if you think you are an smart ass… then just shoo away this is not for you…..but if you think you are IQ is liitle less than mallika’s dresses and ego little shorter than rajpal yadav’s height and if you liked tony B show on V tv then you may read on.there is 10% chances that you may like it… :P

The other day i got ping from my friend on gtalk….

My Friend (SD): allthecrap ye kya hai?
Me: blog hai…
SD: kiska blog hai?
Me : mera blog hai..
SD : sacchi??
Me : mucchi
SD : pura tera hai?
Me : mm… blogs are like undis …u cant share them..
SD : but y?
Me : well…mmm.grrrr….even i dont no…bus aiwee hi..just like that..
SD :tera jaisa banda aisa kar kaise sakta hai?(he was feeling sorry for me as if i watched ram gopal varma ki AAG)
Me : matlab?…
SD : tujhse ye expected nahi tha….
ME : are yaar jyada tension mat le as the name suggest its all crap….
SD :but yaar no spell check… no content..no commnets..koi padhta bhi nahi….total bakwaas….wats the use?
Me : cant help it… my knowledge abt english is as good as sonia gandhi’s knowledge abt hindi and abt content..my IQ is little better than Riya sen’s so coudnt have produce anything better…n i no u will survive even after reading it…..let it be…..its for me…just imagine after 10 years wen i willl go through them it will be FUN….na?
SD : God bless u…..(m sure he had tears in his eyes .. )

waise it will be real achievement if i can maintain it for 10 YEARS…m not sure abt you..but it will be fun for me …for sure!!!
after 2 years of blogging (read as 9 months active blogging) i dont see any reason to stop it with almost have 47(including this) post, 3k odd view , 15 category…..

..btw my little blog also got some attention with securing a small space in a mumbai’s tabloid which hardly anyone reads…n lately one of my friend (who regulary read that paper only for the sexpert section) informed me that after publishing my blog their sales figure went south…..n m feeling cho sorry for that!!!!

do check the link sometime this one doesnt work..but it was on 5th nov in bloggers park section n it was on kyunki goes off air

~btw tried reading two books on IIM’s ..”keep off the grass” completed n “Joker in the pack” just left in-between it was too badly written…whereas keep off the grass serve u the same run-on-the-mill IIM crap…similar to “5 point someone’ only diffrence is 5 point had direction and had a nice plot….so just keep off the book…
well right now reading the malgudi days ..its sweet liitle book with short story which we all saw in our teens on TV so it nice to have that….

..till den… :)

My new Phone-K810i

Hi pals….

life is abt death…losing is abt success…..mind is abt crap …..well never mind complexitiy of this world….its been  like dat and will remain like that unless someone like him stand against the evil we are facing …someone like mr.gandhi….someone like nelson mandela…..someone like u…..everone has that power …search within………..make an effort …….:)

Well getting philosophical :)…it helps at times …..but not  wen u wanna buy a new phone ..bcoz phone was invented to make calls by beloved graham bell…..but in todays world i am afraid it isnt the same today…..becoz u don go to buy a phone u go to buy a gizmo….which can do every single thing u can imagine(but u may not use that feature in ur lifetime)…from ordering pizza to finding a date……its all in der…just buy 20K phone  and ur in the league of people who are on the move….living on the edge….it do everything u can think of(dont thik in naughty..well u can do dat also)…………….

 

well coming to the point..just to inform u guys i got my new cell..its sony-ericsson k810i….after thinking over all sorts of model from iphone to lg-dynamite…..it all boiled down to k810i….most motivating thing abt the cell is the  cam i was geting with it ..3.2 megapixel….cyber-shot………well from todays tech advancement  it isnt a great feature to boost upon..but with budget like mine …its to good..:)…..and considering my previous cell was moto-w220….its a decent upgrade……..i guess….well still learning to navigate through the things not so diff but not so easy also…but steadily and surely..will get on to it..

 

till then…crapy reading……:P