I have been to few of my previous posts and I think I can win ‘make-no-sense-blogger’ award hands down. And last few post has been all about my sadu life so this time I thought doing something different for readers of this blog (count is 2 including me).
As yours truly has been going through many awesome blogs and getting ‘inspired’ and all. He has seen a post on net on the same topic and thought of putting his list of things about mumbai. I hope you guys like it.
-You call it mumbai and not bombay.
-You know that vada-pav is not just another snack. It can be lunch and dinner at times.
-You know wat ‘kalti’ , ‘apun’ , ‘bhidu’ and ‘geun tak’ means.
-Its difficult to patao gal here than any other part of country.
-You have spend half of your life travelling, i.e. within city.
-You dont know how actually a ‘clean’ beach look like.
-You feel that central gov always do injustice to mumbai when it comes to budget.
-You dont know how a empty train looks like.
-You know its not ‘heavy’ rain unless western railways shut there operation.
-You dont know what is winter season.
-You cut lanes but follow signals.
-You can patau RTO wala in exact 20 rupee.
-You think BMC sucks.
-You are trained in finding roads amongst the pot holes.
-Movie names like ‘1.40 ki last local’ doesnt amuse you because you know the value of ‘last local’.
-You Happily give 100 rupee tip in hotel but fight with the rickshawala for 5 rupees change.
– You actually pay by meter when you travel in ricks or taxis.
-You dont know who is the mayor of mumbai and What he/she suppose to do.
-You feel your blessed if you managed to get fourth seat in the local.
-You believe mumbai should be capital of india.
– You dont go to band stand to watch SRK’s bunglow.
-You know wat is bhajji-pav, misal and usal means.
-Its never too late to reach home even if its 2am.
-You see people offering there seats to women.
-You feel guilty for not visiting the bandra-worli sea link.
-You were in the office on 27/11 and not at home.
– And if your still reading this post.
I can write 920 more things about mumbai but I think its enough for the day but Guys you can add your suggestion in the comment section.