Blog se yaad aaya…

You Know worst thing about writing a personal blog? Its title; You dont know what title your suppose to give when you want to tell everything from not-happening-appraisal to the new pair of shoe you bought. From stupid collegue to even stupider movie you saw last week-end. So I wanna advice you not to go by the title of the post and waste your time here. Instead you can see a program on global warming on NDTV.

Waise TV se yaad aaya….Couple of weeks back I was watching a channel called ‘Headlines Today’ *things I do for my blog you see* and there ace anchor broke into the monologue of how disasters the swine flu gonna be and how important its not to panic. The anchor has only one briefing that dont allow studio guest to speak so here it goes….

Doc: I think we shoudn’t panic…

AA(Ace Anchor dude) : *cut the crap* Doc tell me if person doesnt show any sympotms of swine flu; Should he take Tamiflu?

Doc : errr..if you dont show symptoms….

AA : *Cut* Doc just tell me YES or No? *with i-am-the-ace-anchor smirk on his face*.

Doc : *cursing himself for coming on the show* NO, IF you dont show any symptoms why would…..

AA : Here you have it; Exclusively on our channel that if you dont show any symptoms dont take tamiflu.

Now such kind of news reporting make me sick. And I just took 2 tablets of saridon. It felt better.

Waise Sick se yaad aaaya….I saw a movie called ‘Final Destination 4′ and I thought that movie was kinda sick. People were killed like mosquito every now and then. It had all the weird method in the world to kill people; from flying cylinder to flying tyres which can knock your head-off. And to top it all this whole exercise made me 200 bucks poorer. I never watched a movie with price tag of 200!!!!

Waise movie se yaad aaya..I saw one more movie last week called kaminey. To say the least I was disoppointed with vishal, after churning out movies like makdi,maqbul and omkara. Kaminey was kind of mediocore. I didnt enjoy it much. Priyanka was good and amol gupte was too good.

Waise good se yaad aaya….I am on twitter and I won this cool t-shirt and a cool mug from channel V for dont-do-anything contest. Just register and you can win. So from school time frog-races to college singing competition it is the first time I won. You see things you miss if you dont follow me on twitter. Its your last chance. Its @allthecrap on twitter valid till end of this month. limited period offer!!! Just follow me and you could win a mini-mayawati statue.

channel v t shirt, Mug awaited

Waise competition se yaad aaya…..I saw couple of episode of KKK level2 and I kinda liked it; although without make-up its diff to like any of the gal on show, I loved bruna abdulla . She is pretty and cute. But before I could say she was sexy too. She is out of the show. Life is so unfair. Bahut buri baat hai.

Waise baat(h) se yaad aaya I have’t taken a bath since morning and before my mom decide that I am too unhygenic to take dinner and must skip it. I should go and take a bath. Things I do for dinner.

…Dinner se yaad aaya…whats on you menu tonight?

I cant think straight!!

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that is even worse.”*

I am Back and without a BANG!!!

Its better to say I was busy than saying I am lazy. It may sound repetitive and obvious but I don’t have anything to write about. Title may suggest that I have leaped forward and changed my sexual preferences but it not like that. So all the karan johar’s please calm down. I cant think straight means I am more clueless about how to write this post than BJP leadership is about there party; how to put down useless thought which are running through my tiny mind. I want to write something funny but I think I should also write about shiney ahuja, also about mumbaiya weather, somehing I know about mystrey shopping and also about my dudhwala(his a regular reader). But making this post sound logical or remotely sensefull (is it the right word?) seems like asking for too much.

If you think above para was bizzare than you should watch headlines today anchor on there show called ‘Grand Stand’. She talks with such fake accent and gives 30 expressions between two frames that its difficult to guess how she actually looks like; is she a mamta kulkarni or antra mali?. I wonder why people watch such shows. Don’t ask me; come on I have a blog to write about it. Waise did I tell you everytime I write ‘write’ I type it as ‘right’ and then again have to correct it? I don’t understand why angrez invented such a complicated language; At least who have seen chupke-chupke will agree with me.

Coming to boring and monotonous life which IT industry has to offer. Life has been more boring than akshay khanna’s night life lately. Sipping the same old coffee , ranting about why all the cute gals are in other projects or other tech??.. infact in other building. And if I get some time I also write all that copy pasted code. Google is such a great site I tell you; In case You never heard of it; Its quite popular amongst species called coders. Try It!!

Mumbai rains are finally here. My mom is happy because I wont give her lecture about global warming and how water crises is awaiting all of us and I should save it by not taking bath on week-ends. I like mumbai rains unless I have to go out. From BMC workers to mumbai cars everything moves in slow motion. And the speed with which I work It seems pretty much in sync. It feels good.

Chalo start with your fav topic :

When I see those rakhi sawant ka swayambar teasers on TV. My heart goes out for the winner (or losser?). I Wish the guy all the best. To stop all the speculation about rakhi sawant and yours truly I read something very profound on ibnlive.com’s comment section. (I know putting rakhi and profound word in the same sentence is incorrect grammar but still.). And I truly agree.

The right man for Ms. Rakhi Sawant is Mr. Varun Gandhi aged 29. He is not happy with his sir-name.so he can change it to Varun Sawant. Both play to the gallery, have no volume or content and are empty in the head. They both believe in., and were created by God as brand ambassadors of “Nuisance Value”. Menaka Gandhi will be the perfect Saas for Rakhi., and Rakhi is the ideal Bahu for Menaka.
The circle has complete. Menaka, Varun and Rakhi. What an ideal family. What decency each has in word and deed. What class. What dignity they display. What upbringing each of the 3 has. This couple (Rakhi-Varun) is truly made in heaven.

*If you didn’t understood what that hobby is which make me love my job It is this one. Righting err…Writing pathetic posts like this.

I think It time for kalti and I wish all of you happy week-end.Waise have you saw any episode of forceindia show on MTV??..sonam is good.

I like dusky gals… :)

Krack N Jack

Hey…nice to see you on my blog. If your anxious to read the post because of the title then please back-off its an irrelevant title just like this post. But if you wanna read just because no good songs are played on MTV and no cheap movie is running on zee cinema then go ahead and read it and you will be disappointed.

Its a lazy saturday morning I woke up at friends(mind you a male friend) place at 10.00Am and headed to home to have my lunch. My jaw is hearting so much that I cant even take up a call..talked so much yesterday..we were talking till 3 in da morning. So rather then talking posting this post. Last week has been preety much eventful…i know its turning into a personal diary types of blog…*sigh*…Cant help it i dont have much other then my boring life…

As I reached home around 1pm verdict was already out. UPA surprised everybody including themselves just like 2004. In 2004 they not only survived the election they formed a stable goverment too. This time they turned the table big time now they dont need CPM, no laloo,Paswan or SP needed. Mr Advani’s dream will remain a dream and an alleged weak PM will rule the PMO again. I think if BJP doesnt understand this time what this verdict is poining at they will be having bigger surprises in future. By the way my only concern is ms mamta will become a railway minister; She had a thing for railways from the start…letc how it goes.

One of the thing that kept me busy last week was my college pals engagement. His been a close pal of mine since last last 7 year. We friends call him BEVDA ;now dont get me wrong we dont call him bevda bcoz of his drinking habbits but bcoz of his voice. I mean when he talks his voice can be mistaken as voiceover by ompuri for some bollywood movie; And in the same breathe i would like to say he is the one of the cool headed guy I ever met. Coming back to the engagement they looked like a perfect couple to me and I wish them all the luck and cute kids for future.

Coming to IPL…I wonder if Mumbai indian will be able to make it. Sad state of affair there men. Talking about the ever enthu commentators team in IPL commentry box they have been changing cricket terms into marketing fillers,they dont say six runs any more they say DLF maximums; no more turning points in matches its all about getting that citi moment of success. May be coming year harsha will go like this “Its a refereshingly different morning today brought to you by TATA tea; Sehwag with hero honda bat looks good today and his GMR tag looks more clearer then yesterday”…”hey its zandu chaywanprash wicket for mumbai indians”….”It was a fevikwick chutki me chipkaye catch by sachin”.Sad state affairs here too.

Second event….one of my pal at office decided to call it a day. She had enough of IT and she want to persue her dream. Well it didnt came as a shocker as I already knew it was coming. I know her for more then 2 years and she has been a strength of our group, She always make sure that everyone is comfortable and she think abt all of us. She is the only person who have heard so much of my philosophical shit without sleeping on phone.Definitly i will miss her but more than being sad i feel happy for her. When someone says that she know what she want to in life it feels great; thats because I never been able to figure that out still struggling to find my teeth you see.Anyhow Pri wishing you all the best and do crack that big thing.

Just watched a re-run of MTV roadies gujrat episode and I love DEV men. I loved his audition too. I can see that N numbers of time without blinking once. I mean where you will get such an animated characted with over confidance ozzing out from each part of his body. *rock on in the background* I always thought i was missing something in life and I think I know wat was that. I want a friend like DEV yaar…his a 24*7 non stop entertainment. Is it in gatia’s of ahmedabad??..i think greenpenlife can explain it better..r u listening??*Govinda..Govinda..played in the background*

After loosing my two friends literally. Its getting difficult to digest the fact that MI again managed to loose a last over match(just saw it!!). And now even god cant help them to make it to semis…*sigh*

I have lot to post abt…. something i read about rakhi sawant, my appraisal, my watchmen and about how my social skills touching its 52 week low again. But as I can see your so tired an frusted and I dont want you to scratch your empty head and distrurb those zoo-zoo’s in your messy hair and think wat this nut want to convey by this post. Which was composed while eating a pack of krack-jack *hint abt the title* and sipping a disgusting tea prepared by yours truly himself.

So here saying a good bye and shaba kher till MI looses another match… :)